bansand: thedukeoflions: petition to replace tap water with vanilla coke request denied
foreveralone-lyguy: I sent my dog outside for standing on the dining room table. This was his response.
cupofteaorgtfo: Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow
A haiku about how much I want Mitt Romney to be...
not at all, not at all, not at all, not at all, dear fucking god, no
unclefather: why can’t a t-rex clap? because it’s dead
ohsoswiftly: So everyone can watch - We are Never Getting Back Together
earthnation: take a shot every time a teenager says their eyes change color
l3golas: Harry Potter and It was Snape…wait no Harry Potter and It’s Malfoy…wait no Harry Potter and it was Sirius Black…wait no Harry Potter and It was Voldemort Harry Potter and fuck you I was right Harry Potter and no it was definitely Snape this time Harry Potter and shit, wrong again
I was just in the shower and I wondered where the sound of rain was coming from because it was sunny outside I am so fuckign dumb
i wish i was mmore anime maybe then senpai would notice me
lafemmecasanova replied to your photo: hey guys guess what time it is DRUN K BLOG… I’M SO JEALOUS COME DRINK WITH ME I HAVDE THIS PINK THING
salemanders: worrying that someone you really like doesnt like you anymore